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Subject: Post your worst ships   PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:16 pm Reply with quote

I think everyone has bits of broken ships that they have combined. Some of the things we come up with are particularly horrible. I've just spent part of my afternoon doing up a ton of awful ships, which I will post over the next few weeks. Enjoy the first of mine, and post your own awful custom ships.

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Subject:    PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:43 am Reply with quote

Custom Ships repost!

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These are courtesy of selvaxri, as he provided a bag of random bits and pieces from incomplete ships a while back. I finally explored it properly and was happy to find 3 complete ships along with the opportunity to make some weird stuff. I'm not normally one to do this, but a few combinations seemed better than the other junk I came up with.

Who said that junks could only have 2, 3, 6, or 10 masts? Why not 4, 5, or 9? Laughing

Presenting:

Divine Wreckage (name subject to change)
Faction Affiliation: None/Neutral
Rarity: R
Type: Ship
Point Value: 24
Cargo Space: 4
Base Move: S+S
Cannons: 2S,2S,4S,4L,3L,4S,3L,3L,4S
Number of Masts: 9
Ability*: When this ship sinks another ship, you may repair one of this ship's masts.

The insecure Captain Drouza of the Divine Wreckage is always trying to maximize how many sails his giant ship can utilize. Whenever the ship finds or "makes" (with gunnery of course) effective jury rigged equipment, Drouza finds a way to put it aboard his ship, although he doesn't seem to realize that the added weight and sloppily handled mess of rigging does nothing to actually make the ship faster.

*Notice that although this is a much later version of the same Divine Dragon ship (long since lost by El Fantasma), it does not have the Junk keyword since the ship only has 2 original masts. The lines of fire are very ugly and it would be extremely difficult to ever have more than 5 masts in range of a single target at once, hence the somewhat low cost despite the ship being almost as durable as a 10 master.




Clear Wind II
Faction Affiliation: None/Neutral
Rarity: C
Type: Ship
Point Value: 9
Cargo Space: 3
Base Move: S
Cannons: 3L,3L,3S,3L
Number of Masts: 5 (first mast does not have a cannon)
Ability: This ship gets -1 to her boarding rolls.

(this ship also does not have the Junk keyword, as only 2/5 masts are junk cannons)

The paranoid and supremely selfish captain of the "new" Clear Wind has gone to extreme lengths to protect himself. A wide deck was added to the ship's stern, with the crew installing two extra gaff masts at odd angles to shield the quarterdeck and captain's cabin from view. The captain also had cannons moved from the front of the ship to the back, and he plans to barricade himself in the cabin in preparation of battle. Unfortunately his cowardice means that his uninspired crew will not be eager to protect him if such a conflict occurs.


For this one, the foremast is actually broken at the bottom tab, hence no die on the mast and no gun on the ship, which contributes to the flavor and lack of firepower at the bow.


Divine Wind II (also known as the Divine Winds of Vengeance, Retribution, and Revocation)
Faction Affiliation: None/Neutral
Rarity: U
Type: Ship
Point Value: 18
Cargo Space: 4
Base Move: S
Cannons: 3S,3L,3S,3S
Number of Masts: 4
Ability: Junk. If this ship has a captain crew, she gets +S to her base move. This ship always eliminates a mast when she rams, and gets +1 to her boarding rolls.

The grand and warmongering captain of the newly christened "Divine Wind II" found a way to increase his ship's firepower - simply add another deck attached to the existing stern! With an extra gun platform and an extra sail, the ship is a juggernaut of a junk. However, the "backwards expansion" (as the English put it) led to a partial collapse of the main deck at the bow. Luckily for the crew, this has led to an impromptu battering ram that also lets the crew swarm enemy ships from various angles.


The spare parts included two quarterdecks from the Divine Wind, so I just slid the extra into the space at the stern. The tabs were broken at the front so the main deck protrudes from the bow and combines with the double-decked stern to make for a very long and brutishly powerful junk.
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Subject:    PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 4:44 pm Reply with quote

I remember that, it's truly a hodgepodge of the highest order.

The worst of mine is yet to come.

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Subject:    PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:07 pm Reply with quote

Sea creatures are coming.

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Subject:    PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 6:58 pm Reply with quote

godmason wrote:
Sea creatures are coming.



Huh, that's kinda cool, never woulda thought a that.
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Subject:    PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:16 pm Reply with quote

a7xfanben wrote:
Huh, that's kinda cool, never woulda thought a that.
B̼̟̞̻̩͎͜e̺̻̙̜̥̲͝ͅ ̜͓̺f̧͖̜͚o̪̱͚̟r͚̞̗͝ͅe͙̝̘̦wa̱̬͕̜͚̲̮ṛ̙͝n̺e̤̫͉ͅd̜;̸͍̦̻̣̜̙
̢̼̝
̙̰̰̭I̷̖n̲̕ ̷̮̬͇̭t̡̜̠̖͚͎h͈̟̱̗̘̪ͅi̗̱̪̭̲̜s̩̖̲͚ ̦ͅt̡̼͈̮̲h͈͉̖͇̬ṛ̪̹̗̺̟e͜a͖̘͉̮̪̜d̤̞̭,̱̻ ̲̟̲̹͖͘h̻̥̝͕̞̕o̮̣̠̭̗̼̥r̫̖͚̥̜̝̫r͙̥̱̜̱̲̮o͕͎̤̠̖̭r͈̤͇̬̦ş͍̪ ̞̳̼̪e̢̘͉͎͕̺l̤͓̱̯̱͇̞d̡̫r͔̯̳̜ͅi̠͉̻͖̟͚͘t̞ch͏̬̣ ̱y̺̮͎̙̘͠o̹̭̜̖̞͇ͅu̮̤̭ ̱̟̰̘͎͠w̗̳̬̥̹i̬̙͢l͏͕̙̯̼l̨̟͓̠̯̱͔̦ ̶̳̖̫̝͙͚̯w̝̦͡i̳̮̠ś̗͙̘̦͓̱͇h̸͖̦ ̱̼͝yo̺̙̻̭̮̹͡u͏̠͓̮ ̥̮h̶̪̰a̢̱̯̹d ̫̪̹͍̮n͎ḙ̻͈̞̺v͔̱͍er̙̦

̷s̝͉̗͙̫̼͡e̖̫͚e̳n̘̝̟͇͝ ̯̫̙͓͈͜w̼̟̖̟̤ị̦͕̱ͅll͍̮ ͚̠̣͎b̵̹e̩͉͔̭͔͡ ͔͕̪p̭̳o͚̞̠͍̯̙s̠͙̣̙͈̹̥t̨̻͓͖̮̱̜͕e̦̠̥̗̺̺̠d͓̩.̥̣̟̰ͅ
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Subject:    PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:20 pm Reply with quote

godmason wrote:
a7xfanben wrote:
Huh, that's kinda cool, never woulda thought a that.
B̼̟̞̻̩͎͜e̺̻̙̜̥̲͝ͅ ̜͓̺f̧͖̜͚o̪̱͚̟r͚̞̗͝ͅe͙̝̘̦wa̱̬͕̜͚̲̮ṛ̙͝n̺e̤̫͉ͅd̜;̸͍̦̻̣̜̙
̢̼̝
̙̰̰̭I̷̖n̲̕ ̷̮̬͇̭t̡̜̠̖͚͎h͈̟̱̗̘̪ͅi̗̱̪̭̲̜s̩̖̲͚ ̦ͅt̡̼͈̮̲h͈͉̖͇̬ṛ̪̹̗̺̟e͜a͖̘͉̮̪̜d̤̞̭,̱̻ ̲̟̲̹͖͘h̻̥̝͕̞̕o̮̣̠̭̗̼̥r̫̖͚̥̜̝̫r͙̥̱̜̱̲̮o͕͎̤̠̖̭r͈̤͇̬̦ş͍̪ ̞̳̼̪e̢̘͉͎͕̺l̤͓̱̯̱͇̞d̡̫r͔̯̳̜ͅi̠͉̻͖̟͚͘t̞ch͏̬̣ ̱y̺̮͎̙̘͠o̹̭̜̖̞͇ͅu̮̤̭ ̱̟̰̘͎͠w̗̳̬̥̹i̬̙͢l͏͕̙̯̼l̨̟͓̠̯̱͔̦ ̶̳̖̫̝͙͚̯w̝̦͡i̳̮̠ś̗͙̘̦͓̱͇h̸͖̦ ̱̼͝yo̺̙̻̭̮̹͡u͏̠͓̮ ̥̮h̶̪̰a̢̱̯̹d ̫̪̹͍̮n͎ḙ̻͈̞̺v͔̱͍er̙̦

̷s̝͉̗͙̫̼͡e̖̫͚e̳n̘̝̟͇͝ ̯̫̙͓͈͜w̼̟̖̟̤ị̦͕̱ͅll͍̮ ͚̠̣͎b̵̹e̩͉͔̭͔͡ ͔͕̪p̭̳o͚̞̠͍̯̙s̠͙̣̙͈̹̥t̨̻͓͖̮̱̜͕e̦̠̥̗̺̺̠d͓̩.̥̣̟̰ͅ



Shocked Shocked Whoa, what did you do to MT??! Laughing Shocked Never seen this before. XD
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Subject:    PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2018 8:45 pm Reply with quote

godmason wrote:
a7xfanben wrote:
Huh, that's kinda cool, never woulda thought a that.
B̼̟̞̻̩͎͜e̺̻̙̜̥̲͝ͅ ̜͓̺f̧͖̜͚o̪̱͚̟r͚̞̗͝ͅe͙̝̘̦wa̱̬͕̜͚̲̮ṛ̙͝n̺e̤̫͉ͅd̜;̸͍̦̻̣̜̙
̢̼̝
̙̰̰̭I̷̖n̲̕ ̷̮̬͇̭t̡̜̠̖͚͎h͈̟̱̗̘̪ͅi̗̱̪̭̲̜s̩̖̲͚ ̦ͅt̡̼͈̮̲h͈͉̖͇̬ṛ̪̹̗̺̟e͜a͖̘͉̮̪̜d̤̞̭,̱̻ ̲̟̲̹͖͘h̻̥̝͕̞̕o̮̣̠̭̗̼̥r̫̖͚̥̜̝̫r͙̥̱̜̱̲̮o͕͎̤̠̖̭r͈̤͇̬̦ş͍̪ ̞̳̼̪e̢̘͉͎͕̺l̤͓̱̯̱͇̞d̡̫r͔̯̳̜ͅi̠͉̻͖̟͚͘t̞ch͏̬̣ ̱y̺̮͎̙̘͠o̹̭̜̖̞͇ͅu̮̤̭ ̱̟̰̘͎͠w̗̳̬̥̹i̬̙͢l͏͕̙̯̼l̨̟͓̠̯̱͔̦ ̶̳̖̫̝͙͚̯w̝̦͡i̳̮̠ś̗͙̘̦͓̱͇h̸͖̦ ̱̼͝yo̺̙̻̭̮̹͡u͏̠͓̮ ̥̮h̶̪̰a̢̱̯̹d ̫̪̹͍̮n͎ḙ̻͈̞̺v͔̱͍er̙̦

̷s̝͉̗͙̫̼͡e̖̫͚e̳n̘̝̟͇͝ ̯̫̙͓͈͜w̼̟̖̟̤ị̦͕̱ͅll͍̮ ͚̠̣͎b̵̹e̩͉͔̭͔͡ ͔͕̪p̭̳o͚̞̠͍̯̙s̠͙̣̙͈̹̥t̨̻͓͖̮̱̜͕e̦̠̥̗̺̺̠d͓̩.̥̣̟̰ͅ


Or the art of diacritics ... Cool well played.
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Subject:    PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:41 pm Reply with quote

a7xfanben wrote:
godmason wrote:
a7xfanben wrote:
Huh, that's kinda cool, never woulda thought a that.
B̼̟̞̻̩͎͜e̺̻̙̜̥̲͝ͅ ̜͓̺f̧͖̜͚o̪̱͚̟r͚̞̗͝ͅe͙̝̘̦wa̱̬͕̜͚̲̮ṛ̙͝n̺e̤̫͉ͅd̜;̸͍̦̻̣̜̙
̢̼̝
̙̰̰̭I̷̖n̲̕ ̷̮̬͇̭t̡̜̠̖͚͎h͈̟̱̗̘̪ͅi̗̱̪̭̲̜s̩̖̲͚ ̦ͅt̡̼͈̮̲h͈͉̖͇̬ṛ̪̹̗̺̟e͜a͖̘͉̮̪̜d̤̞̭,̱̻ ̲̟̲̹͖͘h̻̥̝͕̞̕o̮̣̠̭̗̼̥r̫̖͚̥̜̝̫r͙̥̱̜̱̲̮o͕͎̤̠̖̭r͈̤͇̬̦ş͍̪ ̞̳̼̪e̢̘͉͎͕̺l̤͓̱̯̱͇̞d̡̫r͔̯̳̜ͅi̠͉̻͖̟͚͘t̞ch͏̬̣ ̱y̺̮͎̙̘͠o̹̭̜̖̞͇ͅu̮̤̭ ̱̟̰̘͎͠w̗̳̬̥̹i̬̙͢l͏͕̙̯̼l̨̟͓̠̯̱͔̦ ̶̳̖̫̝͙͚̯w̝̦͡i̳̮̠ś̗͙̘̦͓̱͇h̸͖̦ ̱̼͝yo̺̙̻̭̮̹͡u͏̠͓̮ ̥̮h̶̪̰a̢̱̯̹d ̫̪̹͍̮n͎ḙ̻͈̞̺v͔̱͍er̙̦

̷s̝͉̗͙̫̼͡e̖̫͚e̳n̘̝̟͇͝ ̯̫̙͓͈͜w̼̟̖̟̤ị̦͕̱ͅll͍̮ ͚̠̣͎b̵̹e̩͉͔̭͔͡ ͔͕̪p̭̳o͚̞̠͍̯̙s̠͙̣̙͈̹̥t̨̻͓͖̮̱̜͕e̦̠̥̗̺̺̠d͓̩.̥̣̟̰ͅ



Shocked Shocked Whoa, what did you do to MT??! Laughing Shocked Never seen this before. XD
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Subject:    PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:04 pm Reply with quote

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Subject:    PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:11 pm Reply with quote

What... ? Laughing

Are the oars supposed to represent something? Almost looks like a keel on the wrong side of the ship. XD
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Heh, these remind me of the Floating Fortress model built. I'll have to post that.....
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Subject:    PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:26 am Reply with quote

xerecs wrote:
Heh, these remind me of the Floating Fortress model built. I'll have to post that.....


That ship was beyond ugliness so if she made you remember of something else, please, share it with us. I loved it by the way Laughing
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Subject:    PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:22 pm Reply with quote

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What... ? Laughing

Are the oars supposed to represent something? Almost looks like a keel on the wrong side of the ship. XD
The eternal struggle of the working class as faced with by the oppression of the bourgeoisie. Their tireless rowing gets them nowhere, while the aft sail is elegant, but equally ineffectual, existing almost solely for ornamental sake.

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Something that might be neat will be posted tomorrow, even though it's still a frankenstein.
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